i wanna be like this couple if this were to ever happen to me.. not like all the other shy asians out there
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And I’m just sitting there like,

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“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
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Expectation:

Reality:

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@1 week ago with 3806 notespeople who do math homework in pen are fearless
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